Go on, I dare you

Here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

A.

Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Iran illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.  Demand a free house, benefits and food.

B.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

C.

Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food served to you in the hospital, be cooked according to your specifications.

D.

Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc be printed in English.

E.

Procreate abundantly.

F.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

G.

Keep your original identity strong.

Fly your home country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

H.

Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

I.

Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

J.

Demand a local country driving license and auto insurance

K.

This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq

L.

Drive around with no car tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

M.

Insist that the police teach English to all its officers.

N.

Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead...

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan Iraq or Iran (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the: UK, USA, or Canada because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.