Friday, August 9, 2013

Building permit

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. 

It was going to be 100 feet tall and 400 feet wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outdoor entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 20 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
 


The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T  GONNA HAPPEN!”;
 
 

I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday!

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