Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Police harassment, Chula Vista style

Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police Department ran an e-mail forum with the local community (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the following question:


"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to
continually harass people and get away with it?"



From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:


"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people.


Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.


At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty.


So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.


When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.


Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass.


This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.


What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.


The tools available to us are as follow:


PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment.


"My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.


Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.


CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like.


It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light.


Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.


RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.


STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.


After you read the statute, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.


Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.


We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people.


Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.


Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better how we harass the good citizens of Chula Vista.

Friday, December 12, 2014

How employer can beat Obamacare


Large employers must provide health insurance under the Affordable Care Act (ACA or Obamacare. Some large employers would rather not do this and are looking for an out. Well I have one for them. Section 1312 (f)(3) of the ACA reads:


"Access limited to lawful residents. If an individual is not, or is not reasonably expected to be for the entire period for which enrollment is sought, a citizen or national of the United States or an alien lawfully present in the United States, the individual shall not be treated as a qualified individual and may not be covered under a qualified health plan in the individual market that is offered through an Exchange.“


As we all know President Obama’s executive order grants amnesty to illegal aliens so that if only illegal aliens are hired the employers are not breaking the law and if a large employer does not wish to provide coverage, all he needs to do is hire illegal aliens.


Problem solved.