Friday, March 7, 2008

More Hillary stuff

After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for theevening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of somelocal repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mysticDelivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll justbe blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die aviolent and horrible death this year just after you lose the election."
Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who wasvisibly shaken at this news. Hillary stared back at the woman's linedface, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.She looked back, deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied hervoice, and asked her the big question:
"Will I be acquitted?"

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