A Deadly Strain of PMS

One of my favorite online columnists wrote this and I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd share it with you. 

Enjoy.

http://takimag.com/article/a_deadly_strain_of_pms_gavin_mcinnes/print#axzz3AryT0Rtr

Explaning the Middle East

If you have been trying to work out exactly what is happening in the Middle East, the following explanation will help you to understand.

We support the Iraqi government in the fight against ISIS.
We don’t like ISIS but ISIS is supported by Saudi Arabia who we do like.

We don’t like Assad in Syria. We support the fight against him but ISIS is also fighting against him.

We don’t like Iran but Iran supports the Iraqi government in its fight against ISIS.

So some of our friends support our enemies, some enemies are now our friends and some of our enemies are fighting against our other enemies, who we want to lose, but we don’t want our enemies who are fighting our enemies to win.

If the people we want to defeat are defeated they could be replaced by people we like even less.

And all this was started by us invading a country to drive out terrorists who were not actually there until we went in to drive them out.

It's quite simple really

The Doc sums it up.

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it"?

A physician called a radio show and said: "That's a description of a stool sample."

That pretty well sums it up.

Obamacare

In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured.

 

Next we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured.

 

To re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.

 

The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became un-insured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original un-insured can be insured for free.

 

There, I hope that this clarifies this issue once and for all.

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It is hard to solve a problem that you do not understand.

Foreign policy

Much has been said about what Obama should do to hurt the Russian economy. To me the plan is simple:

1) ban the use of coal,

2) mandate that Russia goes on Obamacare,

3) don't allow any drilling on Russian public land,

4) have the EPA pass rulings on Russian business,

5) re-define the full time Russian work week to 30 hrs,

6) raise the Russian minimum wage,

7) mandate overtime pay for gov’t employees.

8) Demand the Russian Government pay free Welfare benefits to un-qualified Citizens and Illegal immigrants

I could go on but I guarantee these measures would bring the Russia economy to its knees; it has been working in the U. S. since 2009.

Conundrums

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.

 

2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.

 

3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.

 

4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.

 

5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

 

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

 

Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.