Friday, August 9, 2013

Building permit

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. 

It was going to be 100 feet tall and 400 feet wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outdoor entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 20 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
 


The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T  GONNA HAPPEN!”;
 
 

I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Go on, I dare you

Here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

A.
Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq or Iran illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.  Demand a free house, benefits and food.

B.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

C.
Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food served to you in the hospital, be cooked according to your specifications.

D.
Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc be printed in English.

E.
Procreate abundantly.

F.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

G.
Keep your original identity strong.
Fly your home country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

H.
Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

I.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

J.
Demand a local country driving license and auto insurance

K.
This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq

L.
Drive around with no car tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

M.
Insist that the police teach English to all its officers.

N.
Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead...

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan Iraq or Iran (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the:
UK, USA, or Canada because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Liberal logic?

The aptly named Sarah Slamen recently spoke to the Texas lawmakers about their radical anti-abortion law forbidding abortions after twenty weeks of pregnancy.  If my math is right, that’s half way through the pregnancy.  How dare they!

So she was the opening guest on Bill Maher’s Real Time show on 7/26/13.  During the interview the pro-abortion guest and host chatted away and Bill said, “Do you think it’s also about the fact that Texas now is, I don’t know what percentage Hispanic but –“  Here Ms. Slamen interjects “Forty…forty percent.” Bill continues, “Forty?  OK, well there you go.  I think they fear that they’re having too many babies and that’s going to lead to the re-conquista that... (audience laughs and Bill continues) right? Don’t you think that is an element?”

What?  Hispanics having too many babies is why the Texas legislature passed this radical anti-abortion bill?  Last time I looked, reducing abortions means more babies, not less. 

There is a lot more I could critique about this conversation if this were not just my hobby, but this one jumped out at me. 

Yeah, here’s the whole interview. 


Here’s Ms. Slamen’s full testimony to the Texas lawmakers. 


 

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

A Lesson in Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals
will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
Thus ends today's lesson in history

Friday, July 5, 2013

Red flag

You probably already know this, but in case it slipped your mind, here’s a reminder of some current history....           

President Obama was a no-show at Margaret Thatcher's funeral despite being invited to attend and thus snubbing England's invitation as a representative of the American people. Joe Biden also refused, as did Hillary Clinton. 
(By the way, former Secretary of State George Schultz went to the funeral……)      

The British took note of the fact that the Obama administration chose not to send a single senior member of the Cabinet.
In fact, no actively serving, elected Democrat attended Lady Thatcher’s funeral.      

The Obama Administration did, however, send a formal delegation, of 14, to the funeral of Socialist Dictator Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who died recently.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/04/16/obama-margaret-thatcher-james-baker-george-schultz/2087011/

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/03/08/U-S-Congressmen-Attend-Chavez-s-Funeral